TindeRV: the Crème de la Crème of RVRC
Written by Lillian
Spent yet another valentine’s day alone last month? Tired of being constantly bombarded by kaypoh relatives grilling you about your (lack of) love life? Done with all the catfishes on tinder?
Have no fear, for we have just the solution. Look (and swipe) no further, for tindeRV is here! There may be plenty of fishes out there in the sea, but why seek other shores when you can go fishin’ at the nearby rv pond?
Without further ado, presenting to you the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes of RVRC in no particular order, complete with their instagram handles for your stalking convenience (so you can slide right into their DM 😉.)
Can you describe your ideal type?
Someone who doesn’t judge me for wearing makeup and has a bad sense of humour like me
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Almeens/amaans/ameens large butter chicken + plain naans all by myself because i love self care
Team squirrel or team snake?
Team neither i hate snakes and i have not encountered the squirrel (thank goodness)
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Shoot geq1917 (easiest decision i’ve ever made!!1!!1) shag es1601 marry wr1401 i love you mr norman!!!!!
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
Tiktok is a crime!!11!! i spend 3 hours a day on average on it and its always from 1am to 4am i need professional help ples
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Double mcspicy + coke zero + twister fries (L)
Can you describe your ideal type?
What I really look for in a girl is if she’s independent and an intellectual! ofc we gotta vibe well too and hopefully of the same religion
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Been more of a makan express fan as of lately like 3 things – you can order through WhatsApp, you can paylah and the food comes quickly! Like just imagine not having to talk to order your supper damn that’s good
If it’s makan express I’d get prata usually but if it’s ameens it’s gotta be cheese naan and butterchicken hands down 🥴🥴🥴
Team squirrel or team snake?
Team snake cause rv full of em 🐍
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Shoot WR1401, shag geq1917, marry es 1601
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
TikTok it’s alright I guess? Think of it as an interactive Vine
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Prolly be pizza cause pizza is love pizza is life sarpinos you may have left YIH but you never left my heart come back bby
Can you describe your ideal type?
Sincere and kind
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Almeen’s maggi pattaya
Team squirrel or team snake?
Team squirrel
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Shoot es1601 shag geq1917 marry wr1401
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
Not a big fan but it’s fun to do with friends
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Chicken rice
Can you describe your ideal type?
I really like girls with 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth and 2 ears, just makes me go cray when I see them
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
#TeamAlAmaan
Team squirrel or team snake?
#TeamSquirrel
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Marry ES1601, Shag WR1401, Shoot GEQ1917
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
What is TikTok? Uncle don’t use TikTok.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Sashimi cos I love it RAW
Can you describe your ideal type?
Someone i can click well with hehe
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
ALMEEN’S, i usually get their garlic naan!!
Team squirrel or team snake?
Team squirrel 🐿
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Shoot ES1601, Shag GEQ1917, Marry WR1401
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
ADDICTIVE to watch and its quite fun when you make a TikTok video with a group of friends 🤪
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
PASTAAA 😍
Can you describe your ideal type?
Willing to make time, same frequency, high EQ would be gr9 haha, would attend concerts/art festivals
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
TEAM CHEESE PRATA SHOP
Go-to order: teh halia ice and egg prata + plain prata or bee hoon goreng
Team squirrel or team snake?
Team snake cos it just wanted a meal
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
SHAG: ES1601, MARRY: WR1401, SHOOT: GEQ19170
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
It can never fill the void vine left behind 🙁
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Sweet potato!!!
Can you describe your ideal type?
Someone who’s funny, loves food and confident of being themselves
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Kway teow goreng pattaya, ice neslo when i’m balling
1 bomb prata when i’m on a budget (‘:
Team squirrel or team snake?
🐍
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
None i didn’t need to do any of it (;
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
Fake vine
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Any kind of noods
Can you describe your ideal type?
At least 200cm
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Makan express the way to go
Maggi pattaya w ice milo
Team squirrel or team snake?
Def snake
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Marry wr, shag geq, shoot es
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
A closet tiktoker, slowly becoming an addict
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Kimchi noodles
Can you describe your ideal type?
Cute over pretty
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Makan express ftw
Team squirrel or team snake?
Snek
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Es, geq, wr
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
What is tiktok
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Korean instant noodles xD
Can you describe your ideal type?
Someone funny and able to feed me
Team Makan Express or Almeen’s and what’s your go to order?
Almeen for the win
Maggi pattaya
Team squirrel or team snake?
Snake for sure🐍
Shoot, shag, marry: ES1601, WR1401, GEQ1917
Marry geq, shag wr, shoot es
What are your thoughts on TikTok?
I love tik tok, i’m definitely a tik toker, follow me on tik tok pls
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Dining hall food
…..and there you have it, we have unveiled the loveliest lads and ladies of RVRC!
Impressed by the top-notch 10/10 quality of talent pool we have in RVRC and convinced tindeRV is the greatest invention since dining hall meal enhancements? You’re welcome, this post was compiled after intense research (read: stalking, gossiping, harassing) to bring to you the best of the best, so what are you waiting for?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you may be single but you’re not alone boo. Go out there my fellow single comrades, wage your battles and brave the swipes, matches and dates, and may the odds be ever in your favour. Whatever you do, never, ever give up on the magic of love or you might just end up like this gentleman who took this pretty young thing out to dinner:
Till then, #ridgeviewblogs
Photo credits: our respective spicy hawt dudes & dudettes